Adventures in Retail

[Man strolls in yammering LOUDLY on cell phone]: “We’re going to have a meeting of the Jewish Defense League when I get back … because Obama was in Germany yesterday and he looked like Hitler … he’s going to exterminate the Jews … Oh, I don’t think he’ll win … but he’s as dangerous as Hitler .. he’s –”

Me: Hey! Can it. No cellphones in here.

6 Responses to “Adventures in Retail”

  1. Well? Did he say anything in reply?

  2. He said, “I gotta go.”

  3. To you or the person on the other end of the phone?

  4. The other end.

  5. You exude authority. I love it.

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