Mercy! Uncle! Make her stop! Ow!

tonih51And the 2008 MorCrack FerGarthy Award goes to …

Toni Morrison!

Don’t be afraid. My telling can’t hurt you in spite of what I have done and I promise to lie quietly in the dark — weeping perhaps or occasionally seeing the blood once more — but I will never again unfold my limbs to rise up and bare teeth. I explain. You can think what I tell you a confession, if you like, but one full of curiosities familiar only in dreams and during those moments when a dog’s profile plays in the steam of a kettle. Or when a corn-husk doll sitting on a shelf is soon splaying in the corner of a room and the wicked of how it got there is plain. Stranger things happen all the time everywhere. You know. I know you know. One question is who is responsible? Another is can you read?

– Toni Morrison, A Mercy (Alfred A. Knopf)

No longer, no; I cannot.

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3 Responses to “Mercy! Uncle! Make her stop! Ow!”

  1. I have moments when I see Elvis gyrating in my salad dressing. One question is should I change meds?

  2. Keep it up and Oprah’s never gonna buy you shit.

  3. [...] Past winners include Per Petterson and Toni Morrison. [...]

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