Mercy! Uncle! Make her stop! Ow!
And the 2008 MorCrack FerGarthy Award goes to …
Toni Morrison!
Don’t be afraid. My telling can’t hurt you in spite of what I have done and I promise to lie quietly in the dark — weeping perhaps or occasionally seeing the blood once more — but I will never again unfold my limbs to rise up and bare teeth. I explain. You can think what I tell you a confession, if you like, but one full of curiosities familiar only in dreams and during those moments when a dog’s profile plays in the steam of a kettle. Or when a corn-husk doll sitting on a shelf is soon splaying in the corner of a room and the wicked of how it got there is plain. Stranger things happen all the time everywhere. You know. I know you know. One question is who is responsible? Another is can you read?
– Toni Morrison, A Mercy (Alfred A. Knopf)
No longer, no; I cannot.
30 December, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I have moments when I see Elvis gyrating in my salad dressing. One question is should I change meds?
30 December, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Keep it up and Oprah’s never gonna buy you shit.
13 January, 2010 at 7:12 pm
[...] Past winners include Per Petterson and Toni Morrison. [...]