Archive for January, 2009

Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags on 31 January, 2009 by Jenna

A new one out from McSweeney’s and 826 National that begs to be read.  Edited by Jory John, Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country is a collection of letters to President Obama, written by children.  Here’s a sampling of some of my favorites:  thanksandhavefun1

Dear President Obama,

I want to tell you hi.  Do you work with Santa Claus?  Can I meet you in your house?  Can I say bye to you after I meet you?  And then can I meet you again?  And then again after that?

***

Dear Barack Obama,

I voted for you! … One thing you could fix is the economy.  Something happened to me: I went out to lunch at Starbucks and I wanted to buy a cup of whipped cream and normally it’s forty-three cents, but now it’s seventy-four cents!  The price raised thirty-one cents for no reason.  So you should probably try to change things like that from happening.  You should keep an eye out for things like that. …

P.S.  I love whipped cream!

P.P.S.  Write back!

***

Dear President Obama,

Could you help my family to get housecleaning jobs?  I hope you will be a great president.  If I were president, I would help all nations, even Hawaii.

***

Dear President Obama,

If I want anyone to be president, it’s me.  I would clean the streets and give myself more money.  I would also give everybody a piece of Reese’s candy.  … The money would come from copying other bills.  The $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 would be copied one thousand times.

Thanks and Have Fun Running the Country: Kids’ Letters to President Obama, ed. Jory John (McSweeney’s and 826 National, $12) IN STOCK

H. Potter, Ranked

Posted in Books, Opinion on 31 January, 2009 by S&Co.

“The first one is the best.”

– A woman, to her girlfriend.

(Note: I have to admit, I was impressed.)

How to Love America

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags on 30 January, 2009 by S&Co.

John Updike[p. 53] Wait until the kids get bored with yelling and splashing. Then, beside the pool, it is crystalline. Soak in the sun. Listen to the town. You have never heard of this town before: this is important. Otherwise, there are expectations, and a plan. This is not to say the town need be small. America conceals immense things. Here are thousands of busy souls as untangent to you as individual rocks on the moon. Say the town is in California, on the dry side of the Sierras; though it could as well be in Iowa, or Kentucky, or Connecticut. Out of nowhere, here it has arrived. Listen. The wavelets in the pool lap the tile gutter. The rush of traffic along Route Whatever-It-Is doesn’t miss you; it sings, sighs, cruises, hurls multitudes, passes as a river. Nearer by, car tires chew the gravel, creeping closer. Look. Two long-haired children in patched jeans, their clothes full of insignias, pale, scarcely older than your own children, emerge, with a reluctance somehow loving, from a crumpled green Volkswagen, and walk to the motel office. A far-off door slams. Retreating tires chew the gravel smaller and smaller. In the other direction, a laundry cart rattles. And beyond all this, enclosing it, like a transparent dome, an indecipherable murmur, like bees in the eaves or the continual excited liquid tremolo of newly hatched birds …

John Updike
“How to Love America and Leave It at the Same Time”
from Problems: And Other Stories (1981)

Williams swung again, and there it was.

Posted in Excerpts with tags on 29 January, 2009 by S&Co.

williamsFisher, after his unsettling wait, was wide with the first pitch. He put the second one over, and Williams swung mightily and missed. The crowd grunted, seeing that classic swing, so long and smooth and quick, exposed, naked in its failure. Fisher threw the third time, Williams swung again, and there it was. The ball climbed on a diagonal line into the vast volume of air over center field. From my angle, behind third base, the ball seemed less an object in flight than the tip of a towering, motionless construct, like the Eiffel Tower or the Tappan Zee Bridge. It was in the books while it was still in the sky. Brandt ran back to the deepest corner of the outfield grass; the ball descended beyond his reach and struck in the crotch where the bullpen met the wall, bounced chunkily, and, as far as I could see, vanished.

Like a feather caught in a vortex, Williams ran around the square of bases at the center of our beseeching screaming. He ran as he always ran out home runs—hurriedly, unsmiling, head down, as if our praise were a storm of rain to get out of. He didn’t tip his cap. Though we thumped, wept, and chanted “We want Ted” for minutes after he hid in the dugout, he did not come back. Our noise for some seconds passed beyond excitement into a kind of immense open anguish, a wailing, a cry to be saved. But immortality is nontransferable. The papers said that the other players, and even the umpires on the field, begged him to come out and acknowledge us in some way, but he never had and did not now. Gods do not answer letters.

John Updike
“Hub Fans Bid Kid Adieu,” The New Yorker, October 22, 1960

Accuracy

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags on 28 January, 2009 by S&Co.

John UpdikeFiction is a tissue of literal lies that refreshes and informs our sense of actuality. Reality is — chemically, anatomically, biologically — a fabric of microscopic accuracies. Language approximates phenomena through a series of hesitations and qualifications; I miss, in much contemporary writing, this sense that Cézanne shows when he grapples for the shape and shade of a fruit through a mist of delicate stabs. The intensity of the grapple is the surest pleasure a writer receives. Though our first and final impression of Creation is not that it was achieved by taking pains, perhaps we should proceed in the humble faith that, by taking pains, word by word, to be accurate, we put ourselves on the way toward making something useful and beautiful and, in a word, good.

John Updike, from his 1964 National Book Award acceptance speech, published in Picked-Up Pieces (1975)

He looked over.

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags on 28 January, 2009 by S&Co.

John Updike[p. 198] He looked over. She was standing by the window, pinned between a hot radiator and Rodney Gelb, the office Romeo. Outside, behind the black window, it had begun to snow, and the lighted windows of the office building across the street were blurring and fluttering. Jeanette had come to the brokerage house that fall, a tidy secretary in a pimento wool suit, with a prim ruffled blouse. For this evening’s event she had ventured open-toed shoes and a dress of lavender gabardine, with zigzag pleats marked at their points by flattened bows. The flush the party punch had put in her cheeks helped him to see for the first time the something highly polished about her compact figure, an impression of an object finely made, down to the toenails that peeked through the tips of her shoes. Her profile showed pert and firm as she strained to look up into Rodney’s overbearing, beetle-browed face. Brad stepped over to them, into the steamy warmth near the radiator. The snow was intensifying; across the street the golden windows were softening like pats of butter.

John Updike
“Made in Heaven” from Trust Me: Stories (1987)

Rabbit Pushes Through Georgia

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags on 27 January, 2009 by S&Co.
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1932-2009

[p. 455] Back on 95, Rabbit pushes through Georgia. As darkness comes on, it begins to rain, and with his old eyes, that can’t sort out the lights too well at night any more, the rain is oppressive. He even turns off the radio, he feels so battered by pellets of experience. His body from being in one position so long feels as if somebody’s been pounding it with sandbags. He better pull off. He finds a Ramada Inn beyond Brunswick. He eats a fried-catfish special that doesn’t sit too well on top of the pastrami, especially the candied yams and the pecan pie; but why be in Georgia if you can’t have pecan pie? The walk back to his room past the other motel doors, on cement sheltered by the continuous balcony overhead, is secretly blissful. In out of the rain. Sense enough. They can’t catch me. But his long moment of happiness reminds him of all those exposed unhappy loved ones back in Diamond County. Guilt gouges at his heart like a thumb in a semi-sensitive eye.

John Updike
Rabbit at Rest (1990)

(If you have not read John Updike’s work, we recommend starting with the four Rabbit Angstrom novels — required reading — and any or all of the short stories (there are many) up to and including those collected in The Afterlife.)

70 Degrees in Phoenix

Posted in Books, Opinion with tags , , , on 27 January, 2009 by S&Co.

I am just back from a short trip to visit family in Phoenix. Walking back into the shop on Saturday, having been away since Monday night, I saw it with fresh eyes. It is not often I am able to say that. In fact, I cannot remember the last time I was able to say it. Maybe it’s been years. For a moment, I was almost startled. I think the newfound compression of things contributed to the effect.

Anyhow, I want to report that so far this year I have had very good luck with fiction. First there was Beat the Reaper, by Josh Bazell. Then I got ahold of Vestal McIntyre’s forthcoming novel, Lake Overturn, due in April. I expected to like it, and I did, very much. (Vestal first came to my attention a few years back with You Are Not the One, his collection of stories.) Lake Overturn is, I think, an outstanding long novel, and trust me with all the things I have at hand to read, if a 450 page novel is not exceedingly well written I will not bother with it for very long. So, I’ll be pushing Lake Overturn and blogging about it further as its publication date gets nearer.

And now I’m reading Kate Walbert’s next novel, A Short History of Women, due in June (alongside which I’m reading Lee Child’s Gone Tomorrow, due in May, and I’m on page 79, and it’s already chapter 18! Things move so quickly in these thrillers!), and the thing to know about Kate Walbert is that she is not only brilliant as a writer but that part of her brilliance lies in her ability to write lyrical prose that is also coherent. That is, if you’re paying attention to what she’s saying, it still holds up. Everything works, and everything matters. It isn’t, like, total horseshit.

God save us from lyrical prose stylists. Except for Kate Walbert.

More about that one later.

Why is it so effing cold here? Oh yeah. January. (Note: if you are in the Phoenix-Mesa area, visit Joe’s Real BBQ. Across the street from Joe’s is a place called the Liberty Market where you can get great espresso from 6 to 2.)

Greed

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags , on 22 January, 2009 by Jenna

Today I’m taking a sort of grab-bag approach on the blog posting…I decided I’d do an excerpt from something I haven’t read.  I would choose the book purely on cover design.  I would open the book to a random page, set my finger down wherever…(I won’t deny that I was drawn to Elfriede Jelinek’s Greed purely from the fact that it is about 4 o’clock in the afternoon and the book’s cover sports a delicious-looking spread of buttery cookies.)

greedOtherwise sooner or later one ends up in the swamp, which the water, however, has also made when it had nothing more useful to do.  Now such nimble, pleasant creatures live on this treeless terrain, pleasant!, because they are so small and one usually doesn’t have to see them, the plants alone, sweet grasses, reeds, sedges (what is that? Please write to me without delay, if you know!), bulrushes and cat’s tail to gnaw at, I tell you: a paradise!  All these plants are rooted in waterlogged soils or at least ones that are flooded from time to time.  Have I promised you too much, when I promised there would be something happening there?  Take a look at all of it at your leisure.  You can nevertheless not turn into water or only with very very great difficulty, but I can understand that is what you want now.  You can only become dust for the time being, if you like.  You don’t have to thank me, I’ve saved something there, everything that comes in between, you know.  At best, if one is brave enough, one can melt at the sight of another person.

-Greed, by Elfriede Jelinek (Seven Stories Press, $17.95), IN STOCK

Election 2008 Nostalgia

Posted in Books, Excerpts with tags , , on 19 January, 2009 by Jenna

So, tomorrow’s the big day.  It’s a landmark, no matter what side of the political divide you fancy.  A last hurrah for some, I expect, who might have begun to miss all the hubbub the 2008 election season provided.  I mean, no more funny SNL Sarah Palin imitations, no more harsh political TV ads…sigh.

Anyway, it is in that spirit of 2008 election-season nostalgia that I choose to highlight the following from The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008banr08 The times suggest that I should write something more relevant to tomorrow’s significance in history, but there’s no bad time for a good laugh, right?  (Incidentally, nothing against Ron Paul here…this would be funny no matter who it was written about.)  Enjoy, and then come check out the 2008 BANR for yourself.  I received one for Christmas this year.  I’ve never read this series before, but I really appreciate the diversity of the selections…a little something for everyone.

Selected excerpts from
Best American Ron Paul Facts (from www.ronpaulfacts.com)

Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.
Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.
Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the call of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn’t cut taxes.  He kills them with his bare hands.
Ron Paul doesn’t go to the gym.  He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands.  He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
Ron Paul doesn’t pee.  He liberates urine.
When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.

-The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008, Dave Eggers, editor (Houghton Mifflin, $14), IN STOCK

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